double meaning jokes collection.

Every language create own value when you come to Indian then in a few days you can realize some words are double meaning jokes, it mostly use on Whatsapp, because most of the youths have sent double meaning jokes through WhatsApp, and this is the most search result in India, we all want to send double meaning jokes to our love or friend. Here we discuss some double meaning jokes which have very interesting to know. 

   

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1.Ladkiyan apas me Gale Milte waqt Kya Sochti Hai…?? Is Ke To Mujh se Bhi Zyada “Bade” Ho Gye hai…!! ————————————————— Pta nhi kaunsa shampoo use karti hai, “BAALON” pe…!!! 

…….O bhai sudhar jaa, hath jodta hoon, salam aap ki soch ko 

 

  1. Neechemat jao Nahi plz Neeche mat jao na Kuch ho jaye ga Plz Dekho aisa mat karo Maan jao na plz Warna Ho jaye ga Plz mat jao Aaah Dekha Ho gaya na SMS Khatam.. 
  2. PagalkhaneMe Nurse Ek Patient (Pagal) Se: Mera Dupatta Utaro. Pagal: Ok ! Nurse: Ab Meri Kameez Bhi Utaro. Pagal: Ok ! Nurse: Ab Meri Salwar Bhi Utaro? Pagal- Ok ! Nurse: Ab Meri Bra Aur Panty Bhi. Aur Dhyaan Rahe Aainda Kabhi Mere Kapde Nahi Pehanna ! Aaj Fir Aapki Soch Ko 21 Topo Ki Salaami… 
  3. Examkebaad ladkiya kya sochati hain? 

1 : Kitna Lamba tha. 

2 : Kash thoda time aur mil jata. 

3 : Pehle kitna dar lag raha tha. 

4 : Baad main ekdum easy gaya. 

 

  1. Boy:Dadaji,Ap Kya Padh Rahe Ho? 

Dadaji: Beta Itihas Ki Kitab 

Boy: Ye To Koi Sex Ki Kitab Lagti Hai 

Dadaji: Abe Boss DK, Mere Liye To Ab Ye Itihas Hi Hai Na! You can find more that kind of jokes from Cool Status for WhatsApp.

  1. Girl-Aajoffice jate hi boss mujh pe chad gaya. Friend- Kyu? Girl- Aaj Main Office “late gayi” thi. 
  2. Ladka: I love you baby

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Ladki: BossDK ab kis ka ghar Khali hai..?? 

  1. Suhagraatse pahle, Pati bhagwan se prathna kar raha tha…, 

Patni : Kya prathna kar rahe ho… 

Pati : Yahi ki bhagwan mujhe sahi rasta dekhaye… 

Patni : Sahi rasta to mai dikha dungi.. Tum bas mehnat karna … 

  1. Teacher :Dhritarashtra ke 100 putra the : Pandu ke sirf 5, aisa kyun? 

Student : Sir, kyun ki jinki aankhein hoti hain unko aur bhi kaam hote hain.. 

  1. Teacher :Shore maat kro vrna khada kr dungi.. 

Bacche : Pehle mera! 

Pehle mera! 

Pehle mera! 

  1. AyeshaTakiamet a car accident in her TATA NANO… 

She Survived- Not a single scratch…She thanked god for her own AIRBAGS…!! 

  1. What is WIFE?

Wife mandir ke prasad jaisi hoti hai…Jis me chahte hue bhi koi nuks nhi nikal sakte 

Shradha aur Majburi ke sath chupchap swikar karna padta hai… 

  1. Why do women talk more than men, and why are men smarter than women?

Because women have four lips and men have two heads! 

14.SUNNY LEONE at a lingerie store, 

She asks salesman- “Trial Room”….?? 

Salesman: Idhar hi karlo humse kya chhupana abb, hum to fan hai aapke…. 

15.Most Emotional and heart touching lines said by a boy to his girlfriend during breakup…Jaanu kam se kam thandi ka season toh nikal jaane do… 

Height of Insult: 

16.. Sunny Leone to Sonam Kapoor: 

Have you heard that song ‘Suno na sangemarmar’?? 

 

Sonam: Yeah, too good song. 

 

Sunny: Next two lines are for you ‘Kuchh bhi nahi he, Aage tumhare’ 

 

  1. *tring,tring*“Hello.” “Hello Uncle Ji, Anubhav Hai?” 

“Ha, 3 Bachche Hai Mere.” 

 

18.You can’t beat this-! 

  1. Teacher :What came 1st Sun or Moon ??? 

Santa: Obviously Moon.. 

Teacher: How?? 

 

conclusion: 

Here we discuss most of the double meaning jokes which search most, you can also visit Love status in hindi page to find more.